Palmyra 

a town in southeastern wisconsin that has cops so stupid that when hats containing the towns nickname P-Town and the area code which is 262 the cops think they got a new gang to deal with also home to the nutorius BOB or Bob on Brandy one of the nicest funniest town drunks there are

lets go down to palmyra to hang with BOB

Palmyra by paltuckygril24 March 10, 2011

Palmyra 

Small town in rural Pennsylvania where there's nothing to do but drugs and stare at Rachel Mallow's tits.

"What are you wearing?! You're such a palmyra girl! " -Jake Franks

Palmyra by Amargz July 29, 2017

Palmyra 

A town in south jerz that will kick cinnaminsons ass. more widely known as Palmz-Dale. known for a good drug spot

People will punch u in the face for fucking around in palmtra. i get my drugs in palmyra

Palmyra by mike rex February 3, 2008

palmyra 

a small hick town located about forty minutes from rochester NY. Each year thousands of mormons flock here and act like they own the place (which they dont!)...but it is really just a shitty town.

mormon fucking suck!

palmyra by john May 13, 2005

Palmyra 

Palmyra, a small rural town located in Nebraska, has a law that states all homes must have 3 broken down cars in their driveway. The people in Palmyra are all druggies and alcoholics who can’t escape their high school glory days.

Steve: Ah Fuck, we play in Palmyra tonight.

Mitch: I’m sure all the 50 year olds will heckle us when we win.

Palmyra by Panko123 June 8, 2018

Palmyra 

A town in south jerz that will kick cinnaminsons ass. more widely known as Palmz-Dale. known for a good drug spot

People will punch u in the face for fucking around in palmtra. i get my drugs in palmyra

Palmyra by mike rex February 3, 2008

Palmyra 

A small town in Maine. This town is "known" for the unsolved mystery of the Palmyra Wolves. They don't like the story, so they actually try to hide the event's existence.

Guy 1: We should go to Palmyra, Maine!
Guy 2: No way, what if we run into the Palmyra Wolves?

Palmyra by Gage April 8, 2022