An Italian gangster who struts his stuff in a lovely velour Adidas tracksuit, usually in one of three colors, baby blue, light yellow, or grape juice purple. Underneath the tracksuit a nasty, old wife beater is worn so that any hint of chest hair that grows can be shown off to its full extent. He wears at least one, if not more, large golden chains to show that he somewhat religious even though he kills people for a living. A short haircut is mandatory, preferable a high and tight, just so that he can look more badass than he actually is.
Make sure you take a friend when you go out clubbing tonight, you might run into Palacos.