A South Asian immigrant – often an entrepreneur or qualified professional (e.g. doctor, dentist, lawyer) – who works hard to pay their taxes into the British economy so that lazy, over-entitled, indigenous, white, "working" class individuals can claim those taxes in the form of state benefits to sustain a life of binge drinking, fast food consumption (mostly curries and kebabs, ironically) and watching television shows like 'The X Factor' and 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' while screaming racist profanities at the screen and feeding secondary smoke to their newborn babies.
"Fucking Paki doctor!"
-- Yob who got straight Us at GCSE.

"Fucking Paki shopkeeper!"
-- Yob who buys designer trainers with shopkeeper's taxes.

"Go back to your own country, Paki!"
-- Yob who needs South Asian immigrants to sustain Britain's infrastructure while white people go to uni to study things like Art Design and French.
by Learn Your Own Language First! April 04, 2014

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Paki. A derogatory word now used to describe all brown people of South Asian and Middle Eastern descent.

Although short for Pakistanis its deemed so offensive because most people who are called Pakis aren't actually Pakis.

To be mistaken for a Paki is the ultimate insult. Every one fucking hates Pakis.

Making this mistake can seem an easy one to make but not really excusable.
Imagine if YOU were mistaken for a Paki!

• although born and bred in the same town as you they choose to speak paki with a unique Bradford twist. Think Prince Nazeem Hamed

•Successive inbreeding (63% of Pakis in Bradford are married to their First cousins) give them a distinctive 3rd world appearance and double digit IQs.

• even though its mainly pissing down and fucking freezing. Pakis still sport flip-flops and a dish dash.

•Tax-exempt and unable to obtain actual jobs because that would involve integration. Pakis either drive taxi's, run hideously unhygienic curry shops or run underage sex rings. I think Mohammed's cool with that.
Oi PAKI!
I'm not a paki mate I'm Indian
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u fukin typical piece of brown shit, u think u own the fukin place but u aint nuthin but a wasteman. Here are sum information about the paki shits from sparkhill and otha places:

1) How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.
2) Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.
3) How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.
4) Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
5) Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
6) What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.
7) How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

guy 1: who are those pakis over there with dat fake bling and that shitty custom made ford?

guy 2: oh leave them alone, they are pakis after all, they wont cause any harm, will they???

to be continued...
by Mc paki shit May 21, 2006

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an abbreviation for the word Pakistani.

it is also used by Fauzzi and Sadeek to call Khalid
Fauzzi hasKhalids number saved on his phone under the name Paki Smacks
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1. A slang term to describe a Pakistani or one of Pakistani descent - used in an intentionally harmless manner **if** it's between non-Pakistanis or Pakistanis themselves.

2. In the UK at least, used to the person the word is a derogatory racist remark for anyone of South Asian appearance, even if they're say, Indian. Look at the description of Feltham for truth of how stupidly this word is used. Used by racist Neanderthal shitbags, many of whom frequent urbandictionary.com by the look of the utter drivel I've read in this section. It goes without saying they obviously need to go back to primary school. I know some need to integrate more into British culture, way of life etc. and there are a lot of dickheads, same as in any race/ethnic group but this is hardly going to encourage them. You get a lot of white people saying "When in Rome" etc but when you treat people like shit they will treat you like shit - go figure?

And the plan to deport those who were BORN here (OK if they were terror suspects but this includes everyone - even if they've never committed a crime in their life..) is a practical violation of human rights. Fortunately, to any people accessing this from outside the UK I'm glad to say people with the views above are in the minority.

3. A great Republic of Ireland and Celtic goalkeeper in the early '90s. Oops, sorry, that's PACKIE Bonner :-)

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See above definitions, I think they say it all
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shop owned by those of indian/pakistani backgrounds
am away doon the pakis fur a hauf bottle
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plural, noun, offensive. singular is "paki"

rude slang for Muslims. You shouldn't say it because it is offensive to most people.

Assholes will often discriminate against "pakis" because they accuse them of rape, theft, murder, etc... However, people that are racist to Muslims (or anyone for that matter) are dumbshits who think they are being sophisticated and important by calling their fellow humans "primitives" and "brown pieces of shit".
lets assume that the "pakis" guys name is "George":

Good guy: "hey dude we got the same score on this math test"
"George": "oh cool"
Asshole: "dude omg thats imposserable"
Good guy: "shut the fuck up asshole"
(Good guy and "George" high five )

Today I went to the grocery store to get some food and some douchebag called this other guy a "Paki". I kicked the douchebag in the balls. Then I continued to mind my own business, and i bought some 2% milk, some cookies, and a bag of chips.
by joeb360 April 07, 2011

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