Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

Paint Fart by Bobber4419six4 September 8, 2007

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fart print

The mark made by a wet fart, skidmark

At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.

fart print by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015

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10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

10 print "farts" by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

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farting point

After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point

-Jill and I have been together 5 months now

-Have you reached the farting point yet?

-Nah, she's a bit too frigid

farting point by Zamb August 5, 2009

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