1. You spend $100 (or more) on alcoholic beverages, then bring 5 ladies to your dorm room. You feel lucky, you're positive you're going to get laid. That is until the ladies drink your whole stash and ditch you, leaving you dry with your hands down your pants.
Unlucky dude: Ok cool, just come back when you're done.
Friend: You dumbass, you just got pablo'd!