PPP
Acronym for Public Porn Portal. Another name used for a public library or other public building that contains comptuers readily available to the public for browsing the internet (for porn). At our public library (PPP) all the kids go there to surf porn because of the lack of supervision and their parents just drop them off and consider the library a babysitter. Kids can learn skills such as quick windows minimizing abilities and on the lookout for passerbys and the popo. PPP users can be identifed by having a book on their lap and have 3-4 minimized windows up with a genaric page such as the google.com homepage with an empty 'back' button history since they were not using that site (a coverup).
Frog: Hey, we have to go fix some comptuers at the public library.
Eleazar: What, you mean the PPP?
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::while on the phone, Margoh the sales rep calling husband in tech support::
Margoh: Honey, I am out on the road and cant find a Starbucks with wifi.
Eleazar: Oh, just go to the PPP and hope the kids are still in school.
by Eleazar May 18, 2006
PPP
Puff Puff Pass
by Jay August 11, 2003
PPP
Pussy Pleasing Pansy!

A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
by InstantDeath! October 10, 2014
PPP
PPP stands for Potential Pussy Payout. It is a simple measure of the value of an action when considering the possibility of getting pussy. Often used to justify otherwise undesirable actions.
friend: i signed up to volunteer for a cultural dance group to perform at the senior center. it's gonna suck balls
me: why would you do that? what is the PPP?
friend: theres a really cute girl also on the dance group that i'm gonna get with. makes it worth it.
by pussymanYAYA! March 21, 2011
PPP
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."

Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!

Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?

Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.

Jen: You people are idiots.

Tim: PPP, dude.
by SundayKnox February 04, 2011
PPP
PPP or pre poop pleasure is a form of pleasure or good feeling that comes directly before a nice shit. The feeling could be described as an ass hole buzz or light headedness of the ass hole.
God I just got the nicest PPP a minute ago and then I dropped a giant load with corn in it.
by BUZZED BUTTHOLE June 10, 2010
PPP
Pum Pum Printers or Pussy Printing Pants. Very thin pants or tights that a girl wears which shows the outline of her genital area very clearly
Girl where you goin' with those PPP!?
by tracylin January 17, 2010
A process that u use when u dont have a condum... You pinch pull and prey
"man i dont have a dum"
just use the p.p.p.
what???
Pinch Pull and Prey
by Cheeya its derek nucka March 20, 2007

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