A shortening (portmanteau) of the phrase "por favor," used by toolbags.
"No sardines on my empanada porf."
by jackthebeanstalk February 22, 2012
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Pile Of Red Flags. When a prospective romantic interest indicates numerous signs or "red flags" that they are not fit to date.
"He said he's been unemployed for a year, tried to light his parents house on fire, and was once arrested for hitting his ex-girlfriend - total PORF, man. I paid the check and fled the restaurant."
by povertyonwheels October 03, 2007
A contraction of porn and surf. In other words, to surf porn. Active context: porfing
My boss caught me porfing at work the other day. I think I'll just go home and porf from now on.
by Eric July 09, 2004
Contraction of Poor Fuck
Thst guy is a total porf.
by rw1 September 05, 2009
A word to be used as a substitute of any other adjective, verb, or noun, not unlike "smurf." "Porf" can be used to describe anything but the most common uses are of either, semen, excrement, genitals, anything relating to the crotch area in general, or anything sexual.
You just porfing porfed her all over her porf!
by The Porfmaster May 23, 2009
Derived from the Spanish phrase "por favor" meaning please or "puh-lease". It's used to describe a noun in a negative form for being too lame in a certain situation.
That guy is being a big porf.
The party last night was full of porfs.
by Westito May 03, 2010
v. The act of discarding a can, bottle or other container of beer before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer's inexperience with drinking beer.

n. A can, bottle or other container of beer that has been discarded before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer's inexperience with drinking beer.
v. "Guy, you porfed that one, what is wrong with you?"

n. "Guy, look at all these porfs next to where Frates was sitting last night."
by Earth Close July 07, 2005

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