The two things thing that people of all gender can reproduce.

There are many types of poop and pee . Depending on how your body reacts, they can become un-normal. For example, if you have food poisoning, or had too much Mexican, your poop with most likely come out liquid and green. Formally known as diarrhea.
If you have some sort of infection, your pee might come out with a sting, but it is very rare for it to look un-normal.

Where to find poop and pee?
Usually in public bathroom stalls is the best place. You will easily be able to tell if someone is pooping or peeing from the sound coming from the stall. You may hear lots of farting if one is pooping.
Friend: Hey, did you hear about that movie last night?
Friend2: Hold on, gotta go poop on your toilet.

Friend: Did you like that horror movie we saw last night.
Friend2: Yeah, except when I got pee all over my pants at that screamo!

Friend2: Sorry about getting poop and pee all over your moms thong!
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a sexual liaison between two or more people (usually gay) in which the participants urinate and defecate on each other.
George lay on the floor covered in urine and feces in a state of pure ecstasy as Glen defecated in his mouth in what was later judged to be the year's wildest poop and pee makeout.
by shitdisterber November 19, 2010
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Someone very important to a group of people.
With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!
by I, Wreckerrr February 1, 2021
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The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010
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A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.
by MrMeatwad33 August 2, 2010
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