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Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 11, 2010

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