pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

by WhoGonnaKnow August 2, 2011

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

by Leynie December 15, 2010

I laughed so hard #pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

by June 16, 2022

PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

by plzkys124 June 28, 2018

pound my pussy, to fuck the shit out of your pussy, DESTROY IT

julian i want you to pmp

this boy is about to pmp later tonight

by nikita 😌 March 8, 2020

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

“oh my god I just got hit on by a 50 year old cashier pmp”
“PMPPPP”

by spyderjade July 23, 2022