PG Tips

Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.

Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!

Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.

Geordie Pigeon. Righto.

PG Tips by Biafra J July 29, 2004

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PG Tips

Orange Pekoe tea.

I'd rather settle for a coffee, than a cup of PG Tips. Loosely translated, I want something that has more kick than punch.

PG Tips by djm5000 September 22, 2011

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pgtipsmonkeh

Proper cool guy who may or may not have had a mental breakdown over tiktok.

Hey have you heard about pgtipsmonkeh's new festival?

pgtipsmonkeh by Ppapy October 16, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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