Pestily

The leader of the clone army. His clones are commonly referred to as "Pestilsimps" or "Streamers". Pestily has completely overtaken the game known as Escape from Tarkov, and regularly oppresses the real niggas grinding with the stock sks and a paca. His standard infantry clones use 60-round magazines of anti-tank rounds, pk-06's, and face shields. A clone's one weakness is hollow point rounds to the legs. Pestily is simped for 24/7, and is highly dangerous. If you regularly watch his tutorial videos or copy streamer loadouts and want to be just like the streamer, or just use a pk-06, chances are you're a clone. The only cure is offing yourself.

Real One: "We've got fucking Pestily clones trying to cop Dorms V-Exit with marked room strappage!"
Customs Christ: "Frag the bushes and spray the legs! Quick!"

Clone: "Have you seen Pestily's newest tutorial video yet? I learned a lot of new things!"
Real One: You must be a fuckin' clone. Drop 'em boys!"

by Goblin Meta Response Force October 5, 2020