A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate.
PE consists of mindless
games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.
lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher
who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile
They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"
Person 2: "PE."
Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
An utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal.
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"
A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.
A class that almost everybody fails due to the refusal of "dressing out."
PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
Public Execution in some countries.
A PE will be held at noon in the town square to punish the drug dealers.
A useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those jock
shitheads) are much more apparent.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley
only have one.
1. Physical Education
2. Penial Enlargment
1. Being so clumsy and uncoordinated, Max was never too fond of P.E
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.