WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.
by HUGESET D February 6, 2009
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Stands for "Pam Beesley and Jim" - As seen on "The Office" (2007) Season Premiere.
PB & J are so cute together!
by Conexion September 28, 2007
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One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.
"Ohmygosh. This PB&J fanart is the BEST."
by Stuckie444444444 September 4, 2012
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A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.
John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.
by DildoOfDarkness January 29, 2016
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Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.
Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.
by TommyHaych March 13, 2005
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The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.
Honey, break out the tarp, we're gonna get our PB&J on tonight.
by Mampar June 16, 2011
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v. The Classic PB & J refers to the sexual action in which one stabs a partner, defecates on them, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with said partner.
"Yea, her parents walked in right as i gave her the old PB & J maneuver. Needless to say, there was some hostile air in the room."
by Negative Nancy 22 July 30, 2008
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