PantsOnPhobia

The fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. Often a self-inflicted malaise associated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.

When he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. Her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.

PantsOnPhobia by JDNoPants October 21, 2010

pantscock

a protrusion of pant that sticks up when one is sitting down on certain ill made pants

this is my pantscock, the real cock is inside!

pantscock by the catch September 15, 2003

pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

pantsmonger by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

Pantsonheadretarded 

Someone to be so retarded that they wear their pants on their head instead of on their lower body region.

Timmy is so pantsonheadretarded

Pantsonheadretarded by Domgod August 8, 2008

Pantaconda 

A man's large member....the pant snake

"Oh my God! His pantaconda is big enough to choke you!"

"I heard she died sucking on his pantaconda"

Pantaconda by Redbeard25 May 26, 2017