Nowadays, rarely being used to refer to ones penis, pips is really used now for anything. Saying "How's Pips" can really just mean like "What's up," or "How you doin man?"
You just gonna sit there an play with your pips all day?
also used as a nick name for annoying, incessantly boring people, who are generally flat chested.
Opinionated, lack self esteem, and like shiny things attached to buildings.
Is less than generous with swimming pools.
if I had a few drinks, and she let me use her pool
then she'd be do-able,
but even then ...
Q: Can I use your pool?
A: hahahahahaha, No.
If something is laugh out loud hilarious, it's not a pip. Pips are smaller forms of hilarity. I'll try to use it in a scenario sometime.
Also: Potatoes in Panties and other strange circumstances.
"What exactly are you planning on doing once you've put the potatoes in your panties?"