Oysterhead 

Rock band trio established in 2001. Members include Stewart Copeland (The Police) on drums, Les Claypool (Primus) on bass, and Trey Anastasio (Phish) on guitar. They have one album "The Grand Pecking Order" released in 2002.

Did you hear that Oysterhead is playing Bonnaroo 2006?

Oysterhead by Spendogg April 7, 2006

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

Oystered by ClepClep November 7, 2018

double oystered 

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink

I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.

double oystered by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023

Oysterheaux 

That one Atlanta girl who anticipated that her date would pay for her after she ate 48 oysters (and 2 Crab Cakes wit a side of potatoes).

aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: How many more platters are you gonna eat boo? I thought we were just going out for drinks!

Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!

Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*

Oysterheaux by 48_Oysters October 18, 2023

oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

oystered by heiney89 February 15, 2017