Hairy Oven

A vagina that is particularly hairy

"she had a well hairy Oven."

by Hairy Oven February 4, 2018

Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021

wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

by on76lepy August 11, 2009

icy oven

When the oven gets frozen even though it's so hot

"How did the Pizza freeze?"
"Ummm...."
"What?"
"We had an icy oven!"

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022

oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022