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world champion at hide and seek since 1998

see sneaky son of a bitch
World: Ready or not here i come!

Osama bin Laden: you'll never catch me! prasie be to ALLAH!
by ihateitwhenicanthaveaname December 29, 2009
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I'm pretty sure Osama Bin Laden won that little hide and seek game we started in 2001...It's hard to beat 9 years, 7 months, and 20 days.
by ach15 May 10, 2011
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A dead motherfucker that ran around for 10 years and then used one of his wives as a human shield when the Americans came into his living area and shot him through the skull.
Person 1: Osama Bin Laden was a faggot. He killed tons of people.

Person 2: I hope he and Hitler are getting along.
by Some bored teenager May 04, 2011
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A man with far more connections to George W Bush than to Sadam Hussein. Still a very bad person ranking just behind the true scum of the earth Dick Cheney, Donald Rhumsfeld, Paul Wolfawitz and just edging out the bafoon George W Bush for 4th place. All of these men played a roll in the 9/11 attack but it was easy to cast all the blame on Osama since he is a "crazy muslim" and lives in another country and has a different skin color. Wake up America!

Thank you for listening I guess I'll be sent to Guantanamo Bay now due to the provisions of the patriot act but please write me just be sure not to speak to freely or anything.
Osama bin Laden is a real Dick head.

Yea but not as much as Dick Cheney
by George Foreman June 18, 2006
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Friend of George W. Bush and accomplice of George Bush in 9/11. The reason why he isn't caught yet is because he probably resides in Bush's hideout.
puppet of Bush
Known to have met Bush privately in person
by A Person1231 August 01, 2005
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A supposed "terrorist" that bush and the C.I.A. made up to strip Americans of their freedoms using the Patriot Act to go into the Middle East for oil. Usama worked for the C.I.A. in the 80's under the name Tim Ossman. They also created al-qaeda and taught them how to fight, make bombs, and sneek boxcutters onto a plane.
Osama Bin Laden was a C.I.A. asset.
by Red_Eyez May 22, 2008
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That shark looks constipated, he must have eaten too much Osama Bin Laden.
by BMD3 May 04, 2011
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