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Orphan Bat 

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"
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Orphanation 

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.
Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
Orphanation by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021

orphanatsushi 

orphanatsushi is a very cool and swaggy friend. everyone needs her in their life!
„do you know who orphanatsushi on tiktok is?“

„yeah! i‘m friends with her, she‘s so cool!

Orphanator 

A person who assassinates parents to create orphans for orphanages that are low on the orphan stocks
“Hey Jim, what job did you apply for again?”
“Hey, yea I got accepted as an orphanator
Orphanator by Barbieboy May 9, 2021

Orphanated 

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly
Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.
Orphanated by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphanated 

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Related terms: orphan, orphaningly
Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother
Orphanated by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphanated 

Someone who's family has been killed due to either natural causes, or murders as a child or teenager.
Edgar Allan Poe was Orphanated at a young age
Orphanated by Partiall August 1, 2021