Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).
You. Are. An. Orch Dork.
by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 13, 2010
by MoJo Mojokowski July 19, 2005
A person who is good at and loves playing an instrument in an orchestra (usually a school or youth orchestra). Usually these people are friends with other musically inclined people (band geeks, choir queers). Orch dorks are also usually very passionate about and familiar with various pieces of classical music. They are always talking about orchestra, bringing up jokes and situations from orchestra, and looking forward to orchestra. They often have a very strong opinion about their conductor. They're capable of being sophisticated people, but they choose not to be.
by wheesus September 28, 2006
by Kung Pow June 8, 2006
The coolest kids in the music hallway. They know how to have fun and be crazy but are always overlooked by everyone else and pretty much unknown. They hate being called a band geek because they are NOT A PART OF BAND. The sexiest, coolest, dopiest kids on the block. Love them because they will rule you.
by livelovelearnlaugh October 25, 2010