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A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"
by J-man1990 June 04, 2008

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