One Inch Punch

The One Inch Punch, made famous by possibly the best martial artists in the world. Bruce Lee had speed so fast you could feel the pain but not see the fist, his power was ASTOUNDING! For your information, "Wing Chun guy" he was good at the one inch punch. I know he never learned it properly but he could beat the hell out of you! Plus Bruce Lee knew it was a move which could possibly kill you. But the reason he "pushed" was because he would kill him if he did and plus it was added that way for effect on the on lookers! So shut up "wanna" be Wing Chun Guy. And another thing he did not steal the one inch punch he borrowed as it is not a system it is a concept. So keep your trap closed!

The One Inch Punch

by Dim Mak September 3, 2003

one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.

"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."

by Shrapnel December 14, 2004

One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size

Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions

by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015

One inch punch

The one inch punch was originally borrowed from Wing Chun, but improved by Bruce Lee. However, in the famous One inch punch video, the guy who is hit by Mr. Lee is prepared, and stood in a classical stance, so he would fall backwards and decrease some of the power. If he was struggling against Mr. Lee he would have received an extremely unhealthy amount of damage.

- "wow that Wing Chung guy really didn't know what he was talking about!"

- "Yeah, the One inch punch that Bruce lee developed is a great skill to know in a close combat situation."

- "give me you're wallet"

- "what?"

by Pål June 5, 2005

One-Two Punch

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

by Sex em' up! January 2, 2007

one inch punch

A special technique often used by the asian community, it's when a man has to use a speedy and constant thrust with his one inch penis.

Dong: where's my mom
Ding: that girl was lovin me after my hurricane of one inch punches
Dong: awww messed up
Ding: ha ha ha

by KGFLOW-power June 18, 2005

One Two punch

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.

Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.

by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009