One Night Standards

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.

"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

by Levasaurus Rex January 17, 2013

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

by rogerthewhale April 7, 2014

One Night Standard

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.

Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."

by Death's Door October 10, 2011