|1.||One More Turn Syndrome|
A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.