A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."
My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.
I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.
My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.
I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.
by Mr. Bogart January 27, 2008
The act of someone performing fellatio while simultaneously sticking their finger (or two) up your butt.
Greco: That bitch from last night was nasty- she gave me the one man band in the back of my car.
Hung: I know dude, I was driving.
Hung: I know dude, I was driving.
by DaddyPants April 2, 2006
by The pork chop Express January 10, 2005
When your boyfriend aka "The Fox" has sex with you for over an hour. It's like a train was happening but with only one person.
by Pinksyringes June 24, 2014
by Keeper Of Secrets June 7, 2015
A T.V Show that aired in the late 1990's on Los Angeles Public Access T.V featuring the Spirit of Truth aka Reverend X aka Vince Stewart. Where he curses, and dances. Famous for his intro "I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit." He even sometimes read his "rap" and even try to rearrange the scripture in the Holy Bible.
by Abmaj9 June 23, 2011
to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
by poops mcallister July 4, 2006