Shittiest town in Presque Isle County. Full of inbreed hicks who are overweight, have less braincells than a toaster from 1982, get uglier with each generation, hold firm in the belief that an MIP, DUI, and or a teenage and or out of wedlock pregnancy is a joyous celebration. Anyone who is a graduate of Onaway High will amount to a bunch of steam --- nothing.
Yeah... don't you know they fuck their cousins in Onaway?
by Theonethatdoesntgiveadamn April 26, 2011