Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
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Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
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by MGJHM March 21, 2017
Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
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by Crisssssyyy April 2, 2018
if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017