A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.
by RLIL1 January 15, 2008
Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
by Gray. July 26, 2010
by jhonneer December 12, 2008
I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!
by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 22, 2011
when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*
friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back
guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*
friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back
guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
by M4NI24 March 8, 2010
by Glorioushole December 20, 2016