A massive beer bong with maximum capacity of 96 liquid ounces. It consists of a large funnel and clear plastic hose. Designed primarily as a "show bong," it is rarely filled to full capacity for practical usage. Those who attempt a true "Old '96er" do so at their own peril, as the cost of the vomited beer far outweighs the short notoriety of attempting the stunt.
by Chico M. September 26, 2006
Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
by Less than satisfactory D July 31, 2022