The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic
"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 19, 2015