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A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.
As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"
by Dr. Johnson Mac January 31, 2010

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