Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood March 23, 2005

Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

by swabbie August 10, 2010

dry old fashioned

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

by Billtown September 24, 2013

old fashion chewing

Woman giving falacio; sucking dick

She got on her knees and gave me some old fashion chewing

by AFree ; Alejandro de Freemondo January 27, 2017

old fashioned way

usually relating to booze and someone getting hurt.

for erick (a.k.a. el dirte), the old fashioned way to receive a blow job entailed getting a broad considerably boozed up.

by erick t, hayley v November 26, 2005

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.

Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

by BootyEater27 August 15, 2016

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009