by Hodge87 December 7, 2013
The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.
Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
by Schasty McNasty October 5, 2008
Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
by bigsoprano November 29, 2009
Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
by Les Mots September 17, 2023
A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
by Carebear98 November 16, 2017
by beckydoo January 22, 2009
An old fellow who has alot more to him than you think. A continued long stager of the fuckery personality aswell. Alot different to an old fart who just wishes to grow old and just exist instead of living.
by JohnJohnboy June 25, 2010