Also known as "Oh Em W".

Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 23, 2010
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