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A last name for a demi god that can destroy a planet within a Planket of time and can be loved by any girl. Most Olando's have amazing superpowers that they can change any second of they want to. Most Olando's are rich but don't show it. They usually have better things that you have and will always try to prove you wrong and they are always right.
The Olando's are better than us.
olando by Olando are gods February 20, 2017

Andrew Olando 

Someone who has more swagger than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Man, he got that Andrew Olando swagger!
Andrew Olando by DDD42069 January 25, 2021
A person who holds great wisdom and sees the world for what is it not for what it should be,
A realist,not an idealist

A true pure hearted human that presences encourages growth

The Legend ,the prophecy and king
The world would be a better place with olandos
Olando by ThebigCatalyst November 28, 2020

Miranda Obando 

A girl that loves her fake tan, shorter then a bean doesn’t go any where without her sanuks, always making tik toks, half blonde, thinks she’s a baddie, not thiccc at all, flatter then a pancake, and he soccer coach is in love with her
Omg she like Miranda Obando

I want to be as tan as Miranda Obando

That girls goes for the fugly guys like Miranda Obando
Miranda Obando by No one 🤫 November 5, 2019

alex_obando 

A member of the community AboveUltimate.
He is known for arse licking admins in some stupid attempt to become an admin himself.
He is also known for not understanding or been able to speak a word of english and the admins he worships so much actually dislike him and think of him as some sort of annoy puppy that won't take the hint and leave.
He is also known for sucking his own brothers dick and choking as much cock as possible in some glorious hope for attention.
Guy1::Dude, alex_obando is just a arse licker!
Guy2: Yer i know, look at how he humps jamie's virtual leg :@
alex_obando by Wocar1234 August 23, 2011

Dirty Olando 

When you are having sex with a woman and ask her to call you daddy in her native language and she calls you daddy in another language
I asked a girl to call me daddy in spanish but she dirty olando me
Dirty Olando by Donnie wang October 28, 2019