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Off Your Ear 

NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.

1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) Speaks out of term.

b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.

c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)

Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!

2)

Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
Off Your Ear by KyanCan April 19, 2010
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Chew your ear off 

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.
Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.
Chew your ear off by ChienChaud October 12, 2009

take my hands off your ears 

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.