Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Thrombosis of the poop shoot by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

dung beetle on top of the poop 

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

dung beetle on top of the poop by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

The Wall of The Black Poop 

The black poops wall opens when it reacts to the saucey goodness, thus leaving stains on the cheeks of doom.

The Wall of The Black Poop opens daily.

The Wall of The Black Poop by Bubba Black Sauce October 14, 2009

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.

After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.

The Poop Of Shame by Local Twink January 1, 2023

poop of the bongcloud 

The benefits of playing the Bongcloud

The poop of the bongcloud is that it let's the e1 square for the queen.

poop of the bongcloud by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 28, 2021

poop out of the peehole 

doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)

This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.

As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.

*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect

"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)

poop out of the peehole by billyho September 27, 2005

The Pile of Poop Gang 

A group of individuals who break into your home at night and leave a steamy pile of poop in the middle of your living room and leave. This gang of individuals are very handsome and like hot sauce. If you mess with this gang, you'll be their next victim.

Victim: "Dude someone broke into my house last night!"

Friend: "Did they take anything?"

Victim: "No they just pooped in my living room."

Friend: "Dude that was The Pile of Poop Gang!"

The Pile of Poop Gang by Brown McHotbutt April 24, 2011