by me April 15, 2004
Ocala Christian Academy is a Baptist school in literally the middle of Florida, it's a small school with the population of 300 students. Though it's a "Christian" school, that doesn't stop the student from smoking weed in the parking lot and vaping in the bathrooms. There's a no touch policy that no one follows because it's a stupid rule. Even though they constantly talk about homosexuality being a sin, most of the girls are gay. If you walk into the bathroom you wouldn't be surprised if there was orgy with all the 8th grade girls. If anything this school leads people into being gay because of how stupid their rules are.
When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.
If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.
If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
by Hearts4daviddd October 18, 2022
A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you
by iwannadie6999 December 17, 2021
A school full of pussys who act ghetto and will cry like the little bitch they are as soon as you point out that fact. the mfs only have one plan and that is plan B. If you enter the bathrooms you’ll understand why the brats are constantly scared shitless of peeing in a cup. The only thing they use the Bible for is spitting the teachers’ children into.
by 69ingurmom December 18, 2021
The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman
by Blountblaze June 22, 2022