(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
by NYGaluv4eva May 10, 2015
A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.
by MC in TX May 10, 2015
Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023
by Xcain February 29, 2020
Either things don't go well and we break up, or things go great and we eventually reach the obvious terminus.
by PaperDue December 17, 2010