Space Jesus, the holy and only one. Amen
A: Man, i only believe in Obi Wan Kenobi, the only and holy space jesus!
by DocFriday May 13, 2021
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1. What you call someone who is trying to tell you what to. (Sarcasm)

2. What you call someone who knows more about something than you do and you hate to admit it.
#1:
A is watching the screen while B plays a game.
A: "Why are you way down here? You should go up THERE for a better shot."
B: "Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi."

#2:
Frustrated computer user to geek: "Something screwed up again. Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!"
by Arokthis October 29, 2007
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The phrase use to describe an awesome, but highly radioactive person with a lightsaber.
Look at this fine Obi-Wan Chernobyl, not for too long though, the radiation will melt your eyes.
by TheEugeneHunter January 14, 2017
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Master of the highground.
Best Jedi to ever exist.
Achieved the rank of Jedi Master.
Part of the Jedi high council.
Lost everything, yet still remained in the light.
The master of Form III (Soresu) of lightsaber combat.
"Hello there." "General Kenobi!"
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"Obi-wan Kenobi is a Jedi master unlike Anakin Skywalker."
by Sir Chicken Man September 16, 2020
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THE ABSOLUTE WORST JEDI EVER, HE CUT OFF MY FUCKING LEGS THEN KILLS ME YEARS LATER
Obi Wan Kenobi is a piece of shit
by Darth Maul4629 September 16, 2020
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If you belive in Obi Wan Kenobi, your sins will be forgiven
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