|1.||Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder|
A constant bealive that the artist Prince's symbol can be oral pronounced with randomly occuring spasms, can soon lead to alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome (AITS).
(See alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome)
Mother: "Doctor, Doctor! Please come quick, my 7 year old daughter is grunting in a strange foriegn tounge while spasming on the floor!"
Doctor: "Ok stay calm, sounds like she has Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder. I'll be right over."