A place where you'll find white girls proud to be from the "hood" when they're from Piedmont (aka the safest part of oakland)
Person 1: That bitch katie betta stop claimin she from oakland
Person 2: Duh that bitch from Piedmont
Person 2: Duh that bitch from Piedmont
by OaklandAsian November 9, 2020
A wonderful city on the east shore of San Francisco Bay. It is known for its fine weather, Lake Merritt, its beautiful hills, and its sideshows.
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
A city of 399,000 plus, located in the Bay Area of California, it is very ghetto, notorious for its high crime, and drug rates, has the highest rate of armed robberies for 2014, and ranked number 2 dangerous big city behind Detroit.
Non oaklander: where you roll when you in Cali mane,
Oaklander: Oakland Bitch
Dude 1: You down to go to the town today.
Dude 2: Hell yeah we can score anything there.
Oaklander: Oakland Bitch
Dude 1: You down to go to the town today.
Dude 2: Hell yeah we can score anything there.
by ThatDankDude123 January 5, 2014
Jamie: I Won 10,000 dollars on a lotto ticket, and I just Graduated from university...
Jessie: That’s so Oakland! Congratulations man!
Jessie: That’s so Oakland! Congratulations man!
by Jayce Cole January 13, 2020
Oakland is a borough located in Bergen County, New Jersey. As of the United States 2000 Census, the borough had a total population of 12,466. It is the most north western municipality in Bergen County, which is one of the richest counties in the nation, tagged as being the "O.C. of the east coast". Teens in Oakland typically attend Indian Hills High School, known for its successful academics and athletic programs. Oakland has been the home to many celebrities due to its location just outside New York City, such as musical artist Eve. Oakland is the neighboring town of Fraklin Lakes, home of Derek Jeter and Phil Simms, perhaps the wealthiest town in the east. While driving through Oakland, it is common to see over 10 BMWs, Hummers or Mercedes within 5 minutes.
There are so many hot ladies in Oakland.
Those Oakland kids are so fresh, I wish I could roll with them.
Those Oakland kids are so fresh, I wish I could roll with them.
by Steve McGreeve May 17, 2006
The county seat of Garrett County, Maryland. This small crap town sits on a mountain and is cold as hell in the winters. The biggest store there is the local Wal Mart and Sheetz is the dead center of the entire place.
Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000
From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street.
Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children.
It's not.
Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000
From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street.
Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children.
It's not.
Rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. We've got 'em all!
If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!
If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!
by Jennifer S. January 26, 2008
NOT just a gehtto. Do dare to enter. Oakland has tons of hella nice areas. Rockridge, Clarmont, Downtown, Uptown, Grand Ave., The Oakland hills, and North Oakland are all really awsome. The topagraphy is beautiful too and it is right next to Berkeley which is hella cool and right across
the bay from San Francisco. So when someone tells you that oakland is just a huge ghetto, they're wrong.
the bay from San Francisco. So when someone tells you that oakland is just a huge ghetto, they're wrong.
Me "Hey dude wana just chill out in Pleasanton."
Justus: "Hell no lets go to rockridge in oakland and bomb some hills and eat bagels."
Justus: "Hell no lets go to rockridge in oakland and bomb some hills and eat bagels."
by hayden mitchell April 8, 2008