Oakland NJ is a small town located in Bergen County Dirty Jersey. Even tho its a small town big things happen there. Pleasure Land was a public swimming pool that people from all over NJ and NY would come to play. Well any Weird New Jersey will tell you about the murder and closing shortly after. Oakland then appeared in the news for another murder at an Exxon gas station by a town resident. along with a few robberies Oakland has made a name for itself. Oakland is full of amazing views of 287 and 208. Oakland also has a few places to get a good meal. Mikes dog hut, Oakland Diner, Dairy Queen, and Oakland Pizza are yummy spots in Oakland. Many Oaklanders are asked if they are from Cali. No we are from Jersey. I wouldnt be at the Jersey Shore if i lived in Cali trust me. All in all Oakland is a nice place to visit but you cant afford to live there.
Oakland's taxes are killing my pocket.
"hey what do you wanna do to night my dude" d-rock asked his homeboy,"i dunno lets call those cute oakland chicks!"
"hey what do you wanna do to night my dude" d-rock asked his homeboy,"i dunno lets call those cute oakland chicks!"
by a-geesy December 15, 2010
The county seat of Garrett County, Maryland. This small crap town sits on a mountain and is cold as hell in the winters. The biggest store there is the local Wal Mart and Sheetz is the dead center of the entire place.
Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000
From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street.
Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children.
It's not.
Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000
From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street.
Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children.
It's not.
Rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. We've got 'em all!
If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!
If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!
by Jennifer S. January 26, 2008
a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.
Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.
You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.
You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020
"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"
by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009
by Lil neal August 11, 2020
The Oakland Zoo rattled him so much he fouled out and went 0 for 16 from the floor. Damn the Oakland Zoo is awesome.
by DPJ December 7, 2006
by Zayday October 19, 2015