Bitch 1: 'WELL, I am not being funny, but you did not clean it properly last time and there was egg all over it.'
Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIGHT'
Innocent person 1: 'Did you have a good night last night?'
Bitch 1: 'WELL, we would have done if you weren't being a big drunken bastard!!!'
Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIGHT!!!'
Bitch 2: 'Yeah especially when you threw your drink on me!'
Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!'