One Beer For Life
OBFL - Jesus Fuck, I was gonna go for one beer.
Now it's Tuesday, 3:30AM and I'm in line at Boustan.
FUCK! I have to be at work in six hours.
Can I crash on your couch?
I'll buy a shirt on the way into the office.
Pronunciation may vary.
May be emitted as a series of slurred grunts, punctuated with hip thrusts at various girls, and cursing loudly.