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A nymphomaniac who enjoys eating any variety of breath mints containing RETSYN®, particularly during intercourse. (Word uncovered when researching Retsyn; coined June 29, 1997.)
Whenever I smell Certs I immediately get a hard-on thinking about a Nyster that fucked me silly for 8 hours straight.
by latitude February 21, 2010

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