Top Definition
Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.
Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
by nokidz June 03, 2009
1 more definition
To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.
I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.
by USC Dude August 23, 2010

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