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Usually means someone who can't get it up, therefore the girl he was planning on screwing walks out. then he gets bugged at work, because the bitch told everyone. That qualifies all his friends as "Nuclear Waffles".
That chick went all Nuclear Waffles me...that bitch!
by purplecheeseballs November 06, 2010