Top Definition
The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.
Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
by vikchop June 18, 2010

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